The Second Worst Christmas Ever
The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 4.6K Ratings
🗓️ 17 March 2021
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
Anthony and Gregg talk about what life will be like after Covid restrictions lift, Anthony's family is in shock over a sad story that happened this past week, and a listener questions how Anthony and Gregg find new and exciting books. JRVP is back with another segment of "What Would Anthony Do starring Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd. A man propped up his dead wife with sunglasses to trick their kids at Christmas, a stolen slide from the park, and some sweet, sweet Rollercoaster lovin' makes the headlines this week.
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| 0:00.0 | What's up, we got a couple of pre-rolls buying wine can be intimidating, unless you're me or my mother, |
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| 0:34.7 | Take the seven-sec question quiz to get your wine matches and receive 50% off your first six bottle |
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| 1:12.7 | grout. You said a couple. A couple is two. A couple could be more than two. |
| 1:16.6 | Online shopping can be daunting. You never know if things will fit. Returns are difficult and you |
| 1:21.5 | don't even know what store to start with Greg. This season let's stitch pitch to all the hard work. |
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