Almost the World Record in Australia

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Sports, Arts

4.8 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2021

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

JRVP has a big announcement that you can't afford to miss for their 100th episode. Anthony watched the Zack Snyder cut twice and Gregg had to explain to his children "death" to his children. The World Record holder (almost) for masterbating is in some hot water in Australia, a young girl was shot over a clogged toilet and a man is suing a company for using his mother's body for bomb testing.

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0:00.0	We got a pre-roll thank you to Helix for sponsoring this episode of JRP.
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0:14.1	You know you go to the mattress store all the time?
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0:16.4	Cut that part out of your life.
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0:21.6	Take the two-minute sleep quiz.
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0:26.7	Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners at helixleap.com slash JRP.
0:34.4	More than that later.
0:38.2	All right.
0:38.8	We've got another pre-roll.
0:39.9	We got two.
0:40.7	You know we're going to have more than one squeaky doors, clogs, sinks, finicky engines.
0:45.6	When things break around the house, you take care of it.
0:48.3	So why don't you do anything when your junk's not working?
0:51.6	With something that's off in the bedroom, you just trying to think about it.
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