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I'm looking forward to it. In the meantime, we've got Papa John, the return, your Pittsburgh

penguins and a brand new segment coming up on Episode 95 of the Jesselnik and Rosenthal

Vanity Project.

JRP. Junior Vice President. Why do we close people's eyes when we discover their bodies

after they die? Because children should be seen and not heard.

Jesselnik looking free and easy. The hair is flying. The glee with which you read that

Manscaped. You looked like a younger man. It's good to see you.

I've been very excited all day. It's been a good day for me. I showered today, washed

the hair, conditioned it, everything. I haven't been sleeping that well in the past couple

of days. My friend took Rami to the dog park for like four hours this morning. I woke

up at 9 to take him out and then like, don't worry, I got it. It made everything better.

I slept till like 11 or almost noon for the first time in months. I absolutely needed

it. But it's been a good week. I don't want to make it sound like I was like going through

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