The Satan Show!

The God Pod

God

Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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New and Improved God Pod! Now includes “The Satan Show.” Satan and Mary Magdalene stop by to discuss all things cats, Old Testament fashion, mock Josh Hawley, and learn a thing or two about menstruation. 9 out of 10 Cats love the God Pod, so turn it on for them. It’s even great for reducing hairballs… maybe. Couldn't hurt to try. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today, on the God Pod, when you need a hero, it's these pizza delivery drivers.
0:06.8	Who are you going to call?
0:08.2	Because they have to get your food to you fast, they have a heroic seal to them.
0:13.6	My kids are good, they're doing great, they're out for the summer.
0:20.0	Satan's kids?
0:21.0	Yeah, you guys didn't know.
0:22.4	Oh, we've never talked about that.
0:24.3	Warren pestilence.
0:25.6	Thousands of children.
0:27.2	Oh.
0:29.6	Now what's the following story?
0:31.3	Army will likely not meet its recruiting goals this year.
0:35.4	What in the same?
0:39.1	That's insane.
0:42.2	These are all my sound effects now.
0:44.9	I like this very non entertainment news story.
0:48.6	Still got the entertainment guide.
0:50.6	Oh, we go there, we go there, we go there, we go there, we go there, we go there.
1:03.9	I, human, this is the God Pod.
1:07.2	On your host of hosts, the good Lord, the most, the one and only Almighty God.
1:12.8	Bow before me mortal and be like super impressed.
1:16.6	Now shall follow the God pod now with the buttons in your favorite podcast app.
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