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The God Pod

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2022

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Hi Humans! On this brand spanking new episode of the GOD POD, Jesus and Me hang out and discuss if he’s ever held a magic wand, robots taking over the world, and how Focus on the Family’s messaging destroys families. Oh and I almost forgot! We debut a new JFC LOL segment you won’t want to miss! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The God Pod why are you still a thing and it's like I don't know I'm sorry okay this is
0:07.6	what I was meant to be it's not really up to me this was my calling for me to be me
0:12.2	We should make a podcast that and it offers only our podcast that would be hilarious no exactly we
0:22.1	make it an app that people think is like a religious app and then they're looking for podcasts and
0:27.4	the only podcast is the god download this app you'll find salvation conservative says it would
0:35.8	be wild to have a Christian Pride month people remind her about December the nerve and Christian
0:42.8	Pride month now starts like the day after Halloween so really it's it's two months of Christian pride
0:48.1	it's like the Christian Pride quarter of the year
1:03.6	Hi everyone god here you're listening to The God Pod I'm here today with my pal
1:09.6	Jesus what's up Jesus not much are you still wearing your Hawaiian shirt yeah yeah it's not
1:15.2	really working anymore oh damn that lasted like one day yeah I know trying to wear Hawaiian shirts
1:22.3	to calm down to try and be more relaxed it's not taking I thought it had magical properties I
1:29.4	guess not maybe I should put on another Hawaiian shirt maybe I can do two or three is that one
1:34.5	starting to smell maybe that's the problem no it's not what it is I got the weight of the world
1:39.2	of my shoulders Jesus you know you got the whole world in your hands let's get into discussing
1:44.5	some of the things that are going on in the world and not you know talk about how screwed up in the
1:50.2	head that God is we'll just talk about how screwed up in the head other people are like CC Truman
1:56.5	wait who's that who's that she's running for Congress she's a Republican yes any relation to
2:03.2	Harry yes Truman I don't believe so no relation to Harry asked Truman okay no she has a very bad
2:10.8	website I'm looking at her website right now the God pod website is way better and she said when
2:17.2	she is elected to Congress someday she will oppose same-sex marriage because God made Adam and
2:22.3	Eve not Adam and Steve oh this old chestnut now you don't have to agree with me or with what the
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