God: Love and Blunder

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Holy mackerel, what a great episode! Jesus, Mary Magdalene and Me try to save the penguins' lunch, discuss Oprah’s Monsters, human sacrifice and why Jesus poops himself when he gets too excited. So click on some buttons and listen! Or not...whatever. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The God Bond!
0:03.4	I wonder if one day they'll have a telescope that works well enough to see us.
0:07.7	Oh shit!
0:09.1	Right.
0:09.9	You've got me crazy worried now, Jesus.
0:13.0	I mean, if they can see all these galaxies, how much longer until they can see us?
0:17.1	No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
0:19.3	And I always podcast naked.
0:21.0	Oh!
0:23.4	Are you gonna run for something?
0:24.8	I don't know, maybe.
0:26.6	May-ry, may-ry.
0:28.3	I think you should, Mary, you should go down to Earth and restore people's faith in their elected leaders.
0:34.8	I'm not wearing pantsuits, though.
0:36.3	I'm wearing bad bitch dresses, okay?
0:38.4	Oh!
0:40.8	I don't think they believed it was coming.
0:43.0	I really...
0:43.8	Isn't that crazy?
0:45.0	There are such hopeless idealists.
0:47.1	Oh, they'll change their minds.
0:48.8	Maybe if we sing God Bless America louder on top of the steps of this...
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