The Santa Suit

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2015

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Parents listening with children, know that this case involves Santa Claus! Catch our drift? Andy brings the case against his wife Virginia. Andy wants to share the spirit of Christmas and Santa all year long. Virginia wants to restrict it to the holiday season. Who's right? Who's wrong?

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0:00.0	Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells.
0:04.3	Hey everyone, it's John Hodgman here of the Judge John Hodgman podcast, and it is Christmas
0:09.3	in the summertime here on the podcast because this case involves Santa Claus.
0:15.1	And so if you're listening with your children, I remind you that this one involves Santa Claus.
0:23.6	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:25.8	I'm Baylif Jesse Thorn.
0:27.5	This week, the Santa suit.
0:30.0	Andy brings the case against his wife Virginia.
0:32.7	Andy's a professional Santa and wants to share the spirit of Christmas in Santa all year
0:37.7	long.
0:39.2	Virginia wants to keep it limited to the holiday season.
0:43.9	Who's right?
0:44.9	Who's wrong?
0:45.9	Only one man can decide.
0:47.1	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents the obscure cultural
0:52.4	reference.
0:53.4	Yes, Virginia.
0:55.4	Santa Claus does exist.
0:57.5	He is as real as fairies, as real as your baby brother's baby rattle.
1:02.2	In fact, if you break that rattle apart, you will find Santa's finger bones and teeth right
1:06.8	in there.
1:08.1	Take them to a scientist, and they'll tell you, Santa is or was real, as real as Virginia,
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