Hey, weirdos, I'm Ash. And I'm Elena. And this is pollen morbid.

Oh my God. Paulin is destroying everybody's lives over here. Is pollen eating your insides alive?

Yeah, is pollen? Raise your hand if you've been personally victimized by pollen. Everybody shoots hands in the air.

Pollan is rough right now. We had an air quality alert yesterday that was like, hey, you should probably stay inside.

I'm getting murdered by pollen. Yeah, it's bad. It's really, really bad. I've never had allergies this

bad in my, I've never had allergies, period, really. And I do be having not only allergies, but guess what?

I have asthma. Yeah. All of a sudden, the doctor said, honey, you have asthma?

And I said, I haven't had asthma since I was a child.

I thought it went away.

And they said, no.

He said, it doesn't quite work like that.

So Alina is taking one for the team.

And she took the up for me because I'm hacking up along. I'm out of breath.

Yeah. There was no way I was I was going to make her talk for an entire hour or so, however long

this will be. Honestly, you guys wouldn't have wanted to hear it. Yeah. We don't need her hacking all over,

you know. I don't want to, I don't want to hack on you and in what you're

going through with pollen already. Yeah, you know. But I do have something for you. Yeah. Because it's my

birthday today if you're listening. Yay. It's like in a couple days from now. But if you're

listening when this comes out, it'll be Ash's birthday. So we have a sale for you on the morbid merch store,

which is at Sirius. Let me actually give you the actual website. Okay, so it's literally just

Sirius XM store. And then there's another one for if you don't live in this country,

and that's in our Instagram bio. Yeah. But the, if you use the code ash sale, ASH sale, then you can get 25% off your order. Yay, do it. It's really fun. We have a couple new things in the store. We have the candle, which smells so fucking good. It does. We pick the scent

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