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Morbid

The San Ysidro McDonald's Massacre

Morbid

Ash Kelley & Alaina Urquhart

Comedy, Dark History, Paranormal, True Crime

4.4100.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2026

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

On the afternoon of July 18, 1984, James Huberty left his apartment in the San Ysidro neighborhood of San Diego, California, and drove one block over to the nearby McDonalds. After walking through the door of the restaurant, Huberty raised his Uzi semi-automatic 9mm and began indiscriminately shooting at patrons, employees, and anyone else who happened to cross into his line of sight.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, weirdos, I'm Ash. And I'm Elena. And this is pollen morbid.

0:05.3

Oh my God. Paulin is destroying everybody's lives over here. Is pollen eating your insides alive?

0:24.0

Yeah, is pollen? Raise your hand if you've been personally victimized by pollen. Everybody shoots hands in the air.

0:31.2

Pollan is rough right now. We had an air quality alert yesterday that was like, hey, you should probably stay inside.

0:37.4

I'm getting murdered by pollen. Yeah, it's bad. It's really, really bad. I've never had allergies this

0:43.4

bad in my, I've never had allergies, period, really. And I do be having not only allergies, but guess what?

0:51.4

I have asthma. Yeah. All of a sudden, the doctor said, honey, you have asthma?

0:57.1

And I said, I haven't had asthma since I was a child.

1:00.0

I thought it went away.

1:01.0

And they said, no.

1:01.9

He said, it doesn't quite work like that.

1:05.2

So Alina is taking one for the team.

1:07.8

And she took the up for me because I'm hacking up along. I'm out of breath.

1:14.3

Yeah. There was no way I was I was going to make her talk for an entire hour or so, however long

1:20.1

this will be. Honestly, you guys wouldn't have wanted to hear it. Yeah. We don't need her hacking all over,

1:24.4

you know. I don't want to, I don't want to hack on you and in what you're

1:27.7

going through with pollen already. Yeah, you know. But I do have something for you. Yeah. Because it's my

1:32.9

birthday today if you're listening. Yay. It's like in a couple days from now. But if you're

1:39.1

listening when this comes out, it'll be Ash's birthday. So we have a sale for you on the morbid merch store,

1:46.8

which is at Sirius. Let me actually give you the actual website. Okay, so it's literally just

1:53.5

Sirius XM store. And then there's another one for if you don't live in this country,

1:59.9

and that's in our Instagram bio. Yeah. But the, if you use the code ash sale, ASH sale, then you can get 25% off your order. Yay, do it. It's really fun. We have a couple new things in the store. We have the candle, which smells so fucking good. It does. We pick the scent

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