Dr. Ohta & the Killer Prophet
Morbid
Ash Kelley & Alaina Urquhart
4.4 • 100.8K Ratings
🗓️ 11 June 2026
⏱️ 67 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, weirdos, I'm Ash. |
| 0:02.3 | And I'm Elena. |
| 0:03.3 | And this is morbid. |
| 0:18.6 | This is morbid. |
| 0:20.5 | It's also kind of like an 800 call service because I have a sexy voice. |
| 0:25.2 | It's true. She does. |
| 0:26.1 | It's like in and out though. |
| 0:27.5 | Like I can force it to not be so. |
| 0:30.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:31.8 | It's the allergies. |
| 0:33.7 | It's the allergies. |
| 0:34.9 | It's the asthma. |
| 0:36.4 | The asthma. |
| 0:41.6 | It's just, it's a whole bunch of things, you know. |
| 0:56.2 | Yeah, you know. What are you going to do? It's the goddamn pollen. It's here to stay. I don't know when it's, we've had several rains, several intense rains. Yeah. Stoms even. It rains every fucking weekend. It's raining all the time. And it's like, |
| 1:03.5 | and then we wake up and it's just somehow more pollen on my porch. And now just puddles of pollen. |
| 1:09.0 | Now the pollen has gathered. The pollen puddles gross me the fuck out. I'm also driving a pollen mobile. Yeah. If you If you have a black car, Paulinmobile. Yeah, there's no, don't get your car washed in New England right now. I recently did, and I don't know why I did. It was a waste of $22. Yeah. I know. Like, that's actually wild that you did that. I just hate, like, when it builds up to a certain point, |
| 1:27.9 | I like can't handle it. I know. It's true, but I'm just like, it's going to get this way tomorrow. |
| 1:31.6 | I know. But then I'm like, am I like breathing this in, like having, probably, like sitting in my Pollinmobile? You're breathing it in everywhere. I know. It's coming into your house. Oh, I know. I need to get my um my air ducts cleaned out this is 30 there you go yeah guys I'm officially |
| 1:46.8 | 30 so many people messaged me like really nice things so thank you guys for the birthday wishes |
| 1:52.3 | the birthday wishes I still haven't quite celebrated my 30th birthday was the most 30th birthday |
| 1:57.3 | it was so low key and so great they usually yeah they get chiller I loved it. Drew was like, you don't want to do anything. I was like, no, I want to order takeout. Yeah. And I want to lay on the couch. That's all I ever want to do for my birthday. And I saw my grandparents. Yeah. And Elena. Yep. And that was great. That was enough for me. That's all I want. Yeah. But we are going out soon to celebrate. |
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