"The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check!" LOL

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🗓️ 2 October 2024

⏱️ 27 minutes

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BEHOLD! Last night Jesus and I recorded a 30-minute reaction episode to the debate. Check it out in the video above!

Forsooth, as we predicted, the corporate media said that Vance won the debate because they have pudding for brains, which is mean to pudding. Pudding isn’t totally corrupt, bought and paid for by right wing billionaires. We talk about it all in-depth!

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0:00.0	This week on the Godpot. I'm sorry that your children had to experience seeing a shooting that me and my friend's policies help cause.
0:10.0	Right, yeah. And I'm so sorry.
0:13.0	I'm... But you're just gonna have to get used to it.
0:18.0	Yeah, but don't worry, we're gonna have stronger doors and stronger windows and every classroom will have a cop.
0:27.2	Why does Tim Walls have to eke out a Bible verse saying that hey you shouldn't do this shit I'm glad he did though because it's an important
0:35.4	reminder of how far the right has drifted from the teachings of me you yeah time to get back to basics, y'all. Back to Jesus.
0:47.0	Vance even said during this debate,
0:49.0	Oh, I thought you weren't going to fact-check me. That's not fair. Why you fact checking me?
0:54.0	Oh yeah, oh yeah, there was one moment where he totally like freaked out and tried to make it like, you know,
1:00.5	just in case that he lost, he loses the debate that the right-wing
1:04.6	echo chamber can still be like oh they fact-checked the libera media oh you they
1:08.6	fact-checked them oh! Well hi hi there humans, I'm here with Jesus and we're just gonna react to that debate
1:18.4	we just watched with Tim Wals versus the biggest douche on the planet.
1:23.4	A jedevance.
1:25.0	Ajetavans.
1:26.0	Well, not the biggest douche.
1:28.0	I guess he's more, he's the vice douche.
1:30.0	The vice-douche.
1:32.0	Second of command. one breath away from Supreme Duchary.
1:37.0	Exactly. He's got what it takes, the perforication and the lying and all that stuff.
1:44.0	Oh, what are you sick?
1:48.0	Do you have COVID?
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