BEHOLD! God Smites Elon Musk!
The God Pod
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🗓️ 8 October 2024
⏱️ 30 minutes
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BEHOLD! Yesterday Jesus and I recorded a 30-minute reaction episode to everything that’s happened in U.S. politics in the last week. Check it out!
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| 0:00.0 | This week on the God Pod. |
| 0:02.0 | There are people who profess to be followers of you Jesus |
| 0:08.0 | and then they are in support of mass deportations. |
| 0:12.0 | They could not be more unlike me. |
| 0:14.0 | They have learned nothing from my teachings, |
| 0:17.0 | from what I said in the Bible, |
| 0:19.0 | from what I say on this podcast. |
| 0:20.0 | They have completely lost the plot |
| 0:22.0 | when it comes to me. They don't know me. You don't even go here. |
| 0:27.0 | Kamala and Tim they're doing this wonderful thing where they're saying hey media right here buddy yeah yeah we're |
| 0:35.7 | not gonna go on your stupid things and we're gonna go where the people are where the |
| 0:40.0 | people are listening they're listening to podcast. Well, hi there humans it's the Lord thy God and I am here today with my son and |
| 0:52.3 | pal Jesus Christ. |
| 0:55.0 | Hi there Jesus. |
| 0:56.2 | Hey dad, hey humans, good to be with you all once again. |
| 1:01.8 | Yeah. How'd your weekend go? Oh it was nice. Yeah. Very relaxing. You |
| 1:06.8 | Jesus? Pretty good. I got a new couch. Got a new couch. Yeah. Oh you got a new couch out. |
| 1:12.3 | Yeah. Watch out folks. Here comes one of Jesus patented J.D. |
| 1:16.6 | Vance counts jokes. I already broke it in so he doesn't have to. Jesus Christ. |
| 1:25.0 | Sorry, I know you don't want to hear... |
| 1:30.0 | You turn that on to... |
| 1:31.0 | So basically what you're saying Jesus is like JD Vance, you hump your couch. |
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