Donold Says He Won't Run Again If He Loses

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🗓️ 27 September 2024

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Dear Humans,

The other day Captain Dipshit said in an interview that he won’t run again in 2028 if he loses this election. He would be 82 or 83 at the time.

"No, I don't. I think ... that will be it. I don't see that at all," said The Demented One, when asked if he would run again in 4 years if he loses this year.

Of course, he said in 2020 that if he lost that year, we would never see or hear from him again. And sadly, that was not true. He never shuts the fuck up. He never goes away.

Do you believe him? Or is he full of shit? Am I insane for asking that? Because that’s what JESUS says in our latest episode. I still can’t believe his answer.

Halloween’s around the corner, would the Republicans run his corpse if they could? Would they clone him?

Robo-Donald?

Zombie Donald??

Cyborg-Vampire Donald?!?

We already have racist psychopath Donald…although I assume all Donald retreads would have that.

Anyway, give the new episode of the God Pod in the video above a little looksie. Jesus and I recap what happened in the last week and somehow find ways to make each other laugh.

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0:00.0	This week on the Godpot. I mean who cares if you get shot because you'll just come back
0:05.9	three days later. Excuse you? You'll just come back to life three days later Jesus.
0:10.8	Who cares if I get shot? I mean that's true. No no no I mean because you know you're like Wolverine you got that healing factor.
0:19.6	I heard Trump supporters talking smack on Kamala and Biden and it made me really angry and yeah I got into a little fight I said don't make fun of them that's mean and then they punched me in the face and I'm weak and scrawny.
0:34.4	And you got completely stomped out by an entire biker gang?
0:37.6	I did. You lost a bunch of teeth? It sucked.
0:41.6	All right well next time that happens Jesus you just cry out to God say God why have you forsaken me
0:48.0	Come and help and I will be there in a second Jesus.'ll be there I'll be like raw
0:55.4	Oh, I'm gonna kill you guys you stay away from my boy.
1:12.0	Hi there humans, welcome back to the God pod. I'm here today with my pal and friend.
1:12.6	And son, Jesus Christ, welcome Jesus.
1:16.0	Son, first and foremost, the one you forsaken, don't forget it.
1:20.6	Hi humans, hi dad. It's been another crazy week in the news hasn't it? It really has been crazy. I can't even
1:28.1	honestly through this election season Jesus I think about, you know, the prior election seasons.
1:37.0	Yeah. And my brain, you know, I try to remember what it was like in 2020 and 2016,
1:43.7	and I had glimpses, but like, this shit just comes,
1:47.3	the shit flies at you so fast and furious
1:49.7	that you just can't even, like,
1:52.0	you can't even retain it. It's just so much shit, you know? I know it's exhausting. But yeah. We might be almost through the woods.
2:01.0	Because did you hear Donald Trump claim, emphasis on claim,
2:06.7	that if he loses in 2024,
2:09.5	he won't seek re-election in 2028. He said he's done after this one.
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