The Rudest Animal God Ever Made
The God Show
God
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 14 October 2021
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
Psyche and Mary Magdalene hang out with Moses and God. We answer questions from our listeners and read our reviews. God asks which animal is the rudest? And how did no one suggest humans? The Goddamn News includes Iron Maiden, Operation Dunder Mifflin, and Andrew Lloyd Webber. Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week.
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| 0:00.0 | Today on The God Pod. |
| 0:02.0 | Here's another question I had. |
| 0:04.0 | What are you doing to stave off the existential dread and anxiety of these times? |
| 0:09.0 | You know, what with the world ending and everything. |
| 0:12.0 | Hot showers. |
| 0:14.0 | That's smart. |
| 0:16.0 | But like lava hot, like really. |
| 0:18.0 | Really? |
| 0:19.0 | Skulled you almost. |
| 0:20.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:21.0 | Like if a man hops in the shower. |
| 0:23.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:24.0 | I was going the other way. |
| 0:26.0 | I would go in the cold showers. |
| 0:28.0 | Hmm. |
| 0:29.0 | Well, that's why you're dead inside. |
| 0:31.0 | I'm dead inside because of God. |
| 0:34.0 | Karma does not exist. |
| 0:36.0 | Oh, totally doesn't. |
| 0:37.0 | No. |
| 0:38.0 | Yeah, you have to push for justice for yourself. |
| 0:41.0 | Exactly. |
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