Funnier Than I Thought
The God Show
God
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 18 October 2021
⏱️ 67 minutes
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The Goddess Psyche provides group therapy to Satan, Moses and God. We answer questions from our listeners. God asks what makes you instantly lose respect for someone? The Goddamn News includes Bisexual Superman, "I Am Weed," and Ozzy Osbourne. God delivers your New Commandment of the Week.
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| 0:00.9 | Today on The God Pod. |
| 0:02.5 | I didn't want to regurgitate my childhood trauma. |
| 0:05.2 | I was just talking about a really good show I saw. |
| 0:07.8 | It's called Coco Mellon. |
| 0:09.3 | It's dope. |
| 0:10.2 | It is. |
| 0:10.7 | I just think people are hyping up Squid Game and nobody's hyping up Coco Mellon. |
| 0:15.0 | I don't think so. |
| 0:16.1 | I don't even know what Coco Mellon is. |
| 0:18.4 | See? |
| 0:21.4 | Who's saying this song, Dode Stop Believing? |
| 0:24.2 | That, no. |
| 0:24.9 | I don't. |
| 0:26.0 | I'm not a fan of that song. |
| 0:28.3 | And it's not what he's feeling. |
| 0:29.7 | I don't like people telling me what to do. |
| 0:35.4 | When somebody keeps saying over and over, it's like, don't stop believing. |
| 0:38.8 | And I'm like, don't you tell me what to do? |
| 0:40.8 | Don't you do this? |
| 0:41.7 | I will stop believing right now. |
| 0:43.6 | I'll stop believing just because you told me that, fuck you. |
| 0:48.9 | I'm like when, you know, when the microwave does the passive-aggressive double-beap |
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