A Great Thundering A-Hole
The God Show
God
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 11 October 2021
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
Satan returns and brings the Mormon Prophet Joseph Smith with him from Hell. Joseph Smith hangs out as we discuss the Pope, the Zodiac Killer, and Tony the Tiger. We answer questions from our listeners and read our reviews. Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week.
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| 0:00.0 | Today on The God Pod, all the way from the 7th Ring of Hell, it's my boy, one of my favorite leaders of the cultish universe, give it up for the Mormon prophet, Joseph Smith. |
| 0:16.0 | Wooo! Yeah! It is so good to be here with you brothers and sisters. God, glad to see we're back on speaking terms. |
| 0:28.0 | I've ever explained why you're in hell. You did a lot of stuff during that little life you lived there. |
| 0:36.0 | Definitely wasn't happy about that decision, but yeah, I'd love to hear. |
| 0:40.0 | Ah well, number one, unsanctioned religion creation. |
| 0:44.0 | I kind of feel like you were the reason why I started the religion. |
| 0:48.0 | No, I had nothing to do with that. |
| 0:51.0 | Oh snap, it's going down on the pod. |
| 0:56.0 | Joseph, what about you? What's a red flag? Over 18? |
| 1:00.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:02.0 | Oh, yes! |
| 1:04.0 | I did have a wife who was in her 80s. |
| 1:07.0 | Oh, this man did not discriminate. |
| 1:10.0 | No, he liked this thing. |
| 1:12.0 | Let's get you some serious points. Who are you, James Bond? |
| 1:15.0 | Welcome to the God pod. I'm your host of hosts with the Lord with the most, the one and only, Almighty God. |
| 1:26.0 | Thank you for joining us as we attempt to save this crumbling multiverse. |
| 1:30.0 | I'm here today with my pal, psyche. |
| 1:33.0 | Hi God. |
| 1:34.0 | Moses. |
| 1:35.0 | Hello, hello. |
| 1:37.0 | And Satan is back. |
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