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And now with the Armageddon update, Mr. Christopher Titus.

I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update.

And today we are going to deal with a world-shaking, possibly species and planet-extincting

problem that needs to be addressed.

The infighting royal family.

I mean, look at them, huh?

Can't get along because the whitest super gingery prince on the planet married a mixed-race actress girl.

Now, I don't know if they're racist because they don't want the royal family to have a half-black girl

or because she's an actress and an American and nobody wants that in the royal family to have a half-black girl, or because she's an actress and an

American, and nobody wants that in the royal family. But I will say, they're not a whole lot of

Chinese, Indian-African babies running around Buckingham Palace. Now, Prince Harry's brother

William said, I've put my armor on my brother his whole life, but I can't any longer.

Ah. You know what I love is that no matter how big a crown you wear, you can still be white

trash. Now, if you're English, and this makes you mad, I don't really care. And listen, Brits,

I get that we Americans are coarse, low, rent, loud, obnoxious, crude, and ignorant,

and you're welcome.

But for you to not like this prince's wife, the lovely and sweet Megan Mark, well, come on,

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