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the Armageddon Update, Mr. Christopher Titus. I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon

update. Well, the impeachment trial has started with one side full of crazy treasonous,

truth avoiding liars and the other side full of

self-righteous, holier than now, lie avoiding truthers. This is the third impeachment in the history

of our country. So, roughly every 75 years, we lose our way, an elect a raging douchebag who only

cares about himself, except in Bill Clinton's case, and he only cared about his penis. Now, we are at trial in Moscow,

Mitch McConnell and the rest of the grand old party of Judas have decided to refuse to let any

witnesses testify. None. Zero. Zilch. Goosey. You know, if you're innocent and it was a

perfect call, wouldn't you want like 100 witnesses to testify to prove how innocent you are? And if you're guilty because you extorting an ally with

$350 million of our tax money, and when they take you to trial, you get to just stop all the evidence?

Can I please get this deal next time I commit a crime? God, I'd love to be that criminal.

Don't be naive, people. The coup to take over America is halfway over. Sweet Potato Hitler has put

his henchman, Pompeo and Barr in place. Consolieri massacre Mitch McConnell is point man and

shutting down the process before it becomes a fucking process. The rule of law is dead. The morality and truth

America says it stood for is gone, given away to a pillow-fisted daddy's boy that couldn't sell

water, steak, or vodka, a reality television star clown who bankrupt casinos. Yeah, he always

hires the best people, though. This is his lawyer, Jay Sekulow.

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