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Armageddon update, Mr. Christopher Titus. I'm Christopher Titus. Add this is the Armageddon update.

Well, we keep getting closer to Armageddon, and nobody seems to care. I mean, this channel,

Christopher Titus TV, should have 15 million subscribers by now,

but I guess people don't want to know about the world coming to an end because it's all negative and

world-endie. So instead, let's go play Halo and watch Miss Maisel into the nuclear fire consumes us.

Oh, so much better. Now, a couple of days ago, our president, Sweet Potato Hitler,

assassinated the head of the Iranian army. Now, I'm not saying that the dude didn't deserve to die. I'm just saying,

think it through. If we kill every douchebag on the planet, then we won't know who to hate.

We always need to have an apex asshole to know what we are fighting against.

I mean, look, Harvey Weinstein is an asshole and has really amped it up with his walking

a walker into court thing. I mean, the dude's like a tiny Tim one-act play, except with rape.

You know, we should drone strike Harvey Weinstein. I mean, if it was open season on

everybody who was a murderous a-hole, then we'd have the streets of the world littered in

dead a-holes. Sounds like heaven, doesn't it? Here's the problem. With the killing the defense

secretary of Iran, besides screwing up traffic horribly with that funeral, If we kill the defense secretary of Iran,

then it's open season on the defense secretary of North Korea, South Korea, Iraq, the Bahamas,

and South Florida. And we don't do that. As Americans, our job is to always stand above the

random monkey base level, hit a douchebag in the head with a rock,

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