The Roger Helmer Regular Features Saga

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2015

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Come with me and you'll be in a word of Roger Helmer newsletters! That sort of fits with that song, doesn't it?

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0:00.0	Hello, I'm Roger Helmer, UKIP's sexiest MEP. This week on the regular features podcast,
0:11.4	I would like to present to you one of my favourite tales about myself, Roger Helmer, who I definitely am.
0:17.5	The tale begins with Mr Jonathan Blythe, Master Gav Murphy and Mr. Stephen
0:21.5	Hogarty, receiving one of my inspired email newsletters. But, oh dear, I've made a bit of a cock-up.
0:27.0	Let's find out what it is, shall we?
0:29.3	Regular features, regular features, regular features, regular features now
0:38.3	That's awful.
0:41.3	Roger sent around his second monthly newsletter titled Straight Talking.
0:47.3	Yeah.
0:48.3	It's not even like a funny native thing on his name.
0:51.3	Like...
0:52.3	Helm.
0:53.3	Does he talk from the helm? yeah, there you go, yeah.
0:55.3	From the helm, is that even a phrase?
0:56.9	No, I think so.
0:57.7	At the helm, yeah, yeah.
0:59.3	Roger Wilco.
1:00.3	That gives him a good bit of military kind of authority there.
1:04.7	Who framed Roger?
1:06.8	Rabbits?
1:08.4	Or the liberal agenda?
1:10.3	Yeah.
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