135: Do Androids Dream of Electric Dicks?
Regular Features
Regular Features
4.9 • 546 Ratings
🗓️ 9 April 2015
⏱️ 33 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It's the regular features deep tune, you've heard a thousand times. |
| 0:11.0 | We play at the start of every episode, you know all the rides. |
| 0:15.0 | We vlog, mad and steeper, and even gather, too. |
| 0:19.0 | Oh, you know all the words. Now, come on, sing come on you regular regular regular regular features a regular regular regular features a regular regular features a regular features a show |
| 0:31.2 | hello and welcome to the regular features podcast it's episode one hundred and 135. Thanks so much |
| 0:37.6 | to all of you came to the live show last week. And also, yeah, we have recently got a lot of complaints. A lot of people feel that the theme tune has run on for too long now. So we will be discontinuing it from this point onwards. Maybe we'll have a new one in the future, but for now everyone's just fed up with it. So, yeah, thanks for that and thanks for listening. I know. |
| 0:54.3 | I'm glad |
| 0:54.6 | because I'm sick of it. |
| 0:56.3 | I think people |
| 0:57.0 | that say to us |
| 0:57.7 | when we started doing with it. So yeah, thanks for that and thanks for listening. I know. |
| 0:56.1 | I'm glad because I'm sick of it. |
| 0:59.8 | I think people who said to us when we started doing it that a full three-minute theme tune at the start of every episode was perhaps going to put people off. |
| 1:02.8 | But we didn't realize how much it was going to annoy people. |
| 1:05.2 | Feel so much longer when you sit down and listen to it or stand backstage as it plays. |
| 1:13.6 | Increasingly horrified thinking people are just going to walk out desperately listening for ebbing laughter in the hope that it's still |
| 1:19.5 | entertaining people we were entertained it was good that was our first ever live live show at a venue |
| 1:25.2 | which was like apparently reputable yeah just not upstairs in a pub where people seemed happy for us to be there. There's pros and cons, obviously, for both. Yeah. Being upstairs in a pub where people aren't unhappy for you to be there. You've got to make your own stage and your own seating. And the staff don't have any idea what's going on. But obviously, if you do it at a proper venue, it costs more money. Yeah, but you can smoke on stage. You keep saying. It's like you read it somewhere on the, and you just got obsessed with it. It's just, yeah, I've heard that from you at least like 12 times. It's a cool loophole. I think you can shoot up heroin on stage. It's a loophole. I like how you're constantly trying to get one over on the man. It's a fucking loophole. They can't even touch you gal. I can't smoke three and they have to sit there and blow on it. It's a quick way of feeling more important than the people who are watching. I thought it was our best show ever |
| 2:18.9 | and if you missed it, well, you're a fucking idiot. Yeah, I'd have to agree with you. I think you are a fucking idiot. I don't think you're a fucking idiot. I think you're lovely. Hey, that's enough. Stop looking at your ass. You can listen to episode 134. Oh, you can watch it. You can watch it. we filmed it um we've remember i remember to switch the camera on uh no i thought it was a great live show |
| 2:36.9 | it was a great success and if you do 34. Or you can watch it video. We filmed it. I remember to |
| 2:34.6 | switch the camera on. |
| 2:36.0 | No, I thought it was a great |
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