136: City of Grapefruit Arsehole Love

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2015

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Matt's been on holiday like a big lar-dee-dar, Steve is adamant that he isn't there, Gavin seems keen to offend everyone, and Log is talking about his bumhole again. Congratulations, you are listening to Regular Features.

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0:00.0	Regular features.
0:07.8	Hello and welcome to regular features.
0:10.2	Regular and regular features.
0:17.0	Episode number 136.
0:20.2	I've just looked at the waveform.
0:21.2	Let's never do that again.
0:22.8	It's probably fine.
0:25.1	It's climactic.
0:26.1	It's a phallic waveform.
0:27.7	I've received an email.
0:29.2	I've received an email from a man called Ethan Doty that says...
0:32.1	Ooh, get you getting emails.
0:34.0	Everyone look at me.
0:35.6	Regular features jizz solicitation. part one, buttering you up.
0:40.9	I like this guy's jib.
0:43.3	And this be my feature.
0:44.3	I have to be honest.
0:45.1	I did actually misread the title of the email.
0:48.5	It was actually jingles and solicitation, but I had an email from Blizzard just before it, and so the lines sort of... Ooh. Oh, look at me. Get an email from Blizzard just before it and so the lines sort of oh oh look at me
0:56.6	getting emails from Blizzard whether likes me I guess press releases about Halfstone what do you do
1:06.5	no listen right this is a chap who said... Listen, right. Listen, right.
1:11.1	Fuck you.
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