I'm part of the team here.

All right, turning your Bible in Genesis chapter 2

while you're doing that, I don't want to ask you a question.

How many of you have raised boys successfully?

All right?

Well, I was a boy one time. I have a seven-year-old. I had a brother that was close to my age.

I got this email from a mother in Austin, Texas. She says some things that she learned, raising boys. Now Now for those of you that have grown children you're going to think this is funny.

For those of you that want children this might be birth control.

So she says these are things I learned from my boys. I'm being honest and she said I'm not kidding

a king-sized water bed holds enough water to fill a 2,000 square foot house four inches deep

if you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound

boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape.

It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can

to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.

Break fluid mixed with Clorox make smoke and lots of it.

A six-year-old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year-old man says they can only do it in the movies.

No matter how much jello you put in a swimming pool, you still can't walk on water.

The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

It will, however, make cats dizzy.

Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

Yeah, 80% of the women in the room,

you're going to want a copy of that because you think that's funny.

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