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I am with lesson. We love him here at the Bitch Bible podcast. You know that we love you.

Thank you. I think maybe the first time you came on here, you were a little bit afraid

that I was going to just fucking skewer you alive. Well times were a little different then.

How many years ago was that? One, two, three, two. Maybe one or two.

Okay times were a little different. Things were a little rougher. They were rougher,

but you showed up. I showed up. You came straight from courts to do my podcast.

Wonderful. Sounds about right. And it was, I was just, you were perfect. And we celebrate you here

at this podcast. I don't want to blow my producer Michelle's spot up, but sorry Michelle.

So I said to her, I'm like, if we're going to continue this professional relationship,

we need you to start watching Vanderpump rules. You don't watch Vanderpump rules? No, no, no.

No, no, no, no, she hadn't. Oh, she's like, I got to watch it. I know. And I was like,

go the fuck home and watch fucking Vanderpump rules. And don't speak to me until you've watched it.

She is now what you are in season two season two and she is transfixed. Okay.

Don't you knock probably don't like, I don't remember season two too much, but you're probably not

liking me too much right now. Michelle, you're about to get jacks just wait. You're going to hate me.

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