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Okay, I'm so excited.

She is in a bedazzled track suit as am I to a degree.

I am sitting with the one, the only, the pig-tailed princess,

Marge, aka Margaret Joseph's from Real Housewives of New Jersey.

In the flesh. Hi.

Hi. How are you? I am so excited to be here.

I'm so excited that you're here, like, in the flesh, because I've actually never had a real

housewife of New Jersey on this show before, and you would be my first pick by the longest shot.

That makes me so happy that I'm popping your Jersey cherry.

You really are. And I gotta tell you just off the bat, like, I'm not someone who just throws

out compliments easily. It's, like, not really my style. I think you are fan-fucking-tastic.

Oh, that makes me so happy. I'm really really makes me thrilled.

You know why? It's because you provide some type of, it's like, you provide comedic relief

in the cast, and you say what people are really thinking. We have to dive into the thing with you

and Danielle. Yes, I, I mean, I agree. I say, you know, I have to say it. I'm a gay man

in a girl's body, so I'm snarly. Say everybody gets so offended. I don't understand it. I can take it.

Yeah. If there's something snarred to me, I give it back and then everybody's crying.

Why is everyone crying all the time? They're babies.

Such fucking babies buck up. Like, have you not seen the show?

Yeah, pull up your big girl panties.

And of all the things that you have said, I don't think that you've really said anything that's

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