To all you Baffas out there in the big city, welcome to junk food cinema.

Hi, this is Dick Miller. You're listening to Junk Food Cinema on Film School Rejects.

Who are these guys?

Hello. A place on the internet where nobody dared to go.

This is Film School Reject's completely unironic exploitation and cult film appreciation podcast that is so good, it just has to be bad for you.

What is the worldwide web version of the FDA? Does that exist?

Is that a thing? No. Good. No. Have you been on the internet before? Because there's,

there's not really any, you know, judgment of taste, even the places that upvote and downvote taste,

which might be, I don't know, maybe like Reddit, often has no taste.

The tastemakers, it's like the emperor has no clothes.

The tastemakers have no taste.

One million people like this.

Well, that doesn't make it good, okay?

No.

No.

Well, this is Junkwood Cinema. I'm your host, Brian Steak Pliskin Salsbury, and I'm joined by my compatriot fellow traveler

through the wastelands of cinema, novelist slash screenwriter slash C. Robert Cargill.

Slash, slash, slash, see Robert Cargill.

You should write some slash fic.

No.

I think you should.

I really, really.

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