The Republican National Convention 2020: Fear and Shouting | Chris Evans and Mark Kassen
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 26 August 2020
⏱️ 37 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.7 | BAM! |
| 0:03.7 | Hey everybody, what's going on? |
| 0:06.7 | Welcome to the Daily Social Distancing Show. |
| 0:08.6 | I'm Trevor Noah. |
| 0:09.8 | It is Tuesday, August 25th, and we are now just 70 days away from the election. |
| 0:15.8 | That's the reason you're starting to hear all those election day songs on the radio. |
| 0:19.2 | Anyway, until next show, the strange mix of hope and fear in Night One of the RNC. |
| 0:23.8 | Jerry Fowell, Jr. reads from the book of sexy revelations, and Roy Wood Jr. and Desi |
| 0:28.6 | Lydick played democracy's most depressing game show. |
| 0:31.9 | So let's do this people. |
| 0:33.1 | Welcome to the Daily Social Distancing Show. |
| 0:35.3 | From Shutter's couch in New York City to your couch somewhere in Newark, the Daily Social |
| 0:41.4 | Distancing Show presents... |
| 0:45.0 | The Republican National Convention. |
| 0:47.7 | Celebrating February's Brecker become... |
| 0:53.0 | Yesterday was the start of the Republican National Convention. |
| 0:57.0 | The first and only time Donald Trump has renewed his vows. |
| 1:00.4 | And going into the convention, I thought it was going to be tough for Donald Trump to |
| 1:03.9 | sell himself for another four years. |
| 1:06.3 | I mean, mostly because, you know, we live in a plague-scarred hellscape where 180,000 people |
| 1:11.2 | have died and we can't go to a movie or hug our grandparents. |
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