The 2020 Republican National Convention: Day One | Stuart Stevens, Radhika Jones, Ta-Nehisi Coates
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 25 August 2020
⏱️ 37 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.7 | Hey, what's going on, everybody? |
| 0:07.2 | Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show. |
| 0:09.0 | I'm Trevor Noah. |
| 0:10.2 | It is Monday, August 24th, and here's your quarantine tip of the day. |
| 0:14.6 | If you're worried about writing in an elevator with other people, here's all you have to do. |
| 0:19.2 | Just carry a mannequin around with you. |
| 0:21.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:22.2 | And then if someone tries to get in the elevator with you, just put your arm around the mannequin |
| 0:24.7 | and go, sorry, me and my love, I need a little privacy. |
| 0:29.7 | Anyway, tonight we strap in for night one of the Republican National Convention. |
| 0:34.2 | We also look at how QAnon is taking over the GOP |
| 0:37.1 | and we're going to be joined by the ever prolific Tanaisi Coats. |
| 0:41.7 | So let's do this, people. |
| 0:42.8 | Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show. |
| 0:59.2 | It's a great character to come. |
| 1:02.6 | Tonight was the start of the Republican National Convention, a week of speeches, celebration, |
| 1:08.6 | and white people walking up to Ben Kostin saying, wait, aren't you the one that died? |
| 1:13.2 | And if the DNC was all about the people, well, the RNC seems to be about one person. |
| 1:18.2 | Donald Eucinus Trump. |
| 1:20.3 | The stage is set to now Republicans will have their chance to make their pitch to Americans. |
| 1:24.6 | And we've learned President Trump is expected to make an appearance every night this week. |
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