The Shooting of Jacob Blake | Ramy Youssef

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2020

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Trevor discusses the police shooting of Jacob Blake and its aftermath, Jordan Klepper checks in on the Federal Election Commission, and Ramy Youssef talks about "Ramy." Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.7	BAM!
0:05.4	Hey everybody, welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show.
0:08.2	I'm Trevor Noah.
0:09.2	It is Wednesday, August 26th.
0:11.6	And here's your quarantine tip of the day.
0:14.0	If you're going back to college,
0:15.7	but you don't want to get corona,
0:18.8	just become a philosophy major.
0:21.4	That way, no one will want to be around you.
0:23.7	Anyway, on tonight's episode,
0:25.2	we cover day two of the RNC.
0:27.3	Jordan Klepper investigates another way
0:29.3	America's elections are screwed.
0:30.8	And then we take a look at the chaos in Kenosha.
0:34.6	So let's do this people.
0:35.6	Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show.
0:37.9	From Shutter's couch in New York City
0:40.8	to your couch somewhere in the world,
0:42.9	the Daily Social Distance Show presents
0:47.5	the Republican National Convention
0:50.2	celebrating February's record of a cum.
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