Omn is a production of My Heart Radio.

We are in the world emergency for the first time in a

position,

and uh...

We are receiving this message. We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization,

we began this monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and

esoterica that would otherwise be lost. So whether you're listening from an

advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our

transmissions, this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Yeah, Oh, oh, oh, oh, You have accessed entry 148.

D.E.2402, certificate number 40401.

Patty Boyd Oh, I think one of the things that future links may not know about you that I keep

stressing about you whenever I whenever I am asked to describe Ken Jennings.

Is the body odor?

No, no, no, no, no, you smell like ferric soft.

Freshly laundered honeysuckle.

You smell like your wife does a good job doing your life.

No, is that you have a tremendous knowledge of music and popular culture, you are an avid

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