The Red Panda (Original Universe) 2 - Oil Be Home For Christmas
Decoder Ring Theatre
Gregg Taylor
4.8 • 661 Ratings
🗓️ 3 September 2005
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
When we started running these podcasts, I broke the ice with these shows as our first six podcast episodes. With more people discovering our shows every day... well, these ones are getting harder and harder to explain... especially to people who never visit this page directly.
So to end the confusion once and for all, a full year and thousands of downloads later, I'm taking these off the feed. But you can still get them if you want them. Just direct download from the link in each post (PC users, you'll want to right-click and choose "save target as..."). Here's the link: "Original" Red Panda ep. 2
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| 0:00.0 | As the clouds of war draw before the bright, happy sunshine of peace and break forth, |
| 0:07.0 | once again in the typhoons and tempests of a world gone mad, |
| 0:12.0 | only one man, one man among men, has the strength of will to lift high the umbrella of freedom |
| 0:20.0 | that all lovers of liberty may seek shelter from |
| 0:23.4 | the raging storm. |
| 0:25.4 | And a man, that modern day Atlas, this Canadian Colossus, none other than our one-man's |
| 0:34.4 | second front, the foremost freedom fighter of Canada and her other lesser allies. |
| 0:40.8 | The Red Panda! |
| 0:45.0 | This episode, Oil be home for Christmas. |
| 0:50.2 | Our story begins in an incredibly secret research laboratory deep within the bowels of the castle von Hergenstein on the German border with Austria. |
| 1:02.0 | Here, far below the mountain vistas and curiously contented go-hards, hewn into the very living rock is a secure facility so secret that the top |
| 1:13.7 | axis commanders consider it utterly impenetrable. And it is here, not surprisingly, that we find |
| 1:22.5 | one of the Red Panda's oldest and most vile foes. |
| 1:35.3 | Professor von Schleck, I wish I could say it was a pleasure to see you. |
| 1:37.3 | General. You know, Herr Vinch of the Gestapo, of course. |
| 1:41.3 | Of course, Herr Finch, Professor. |
| 1:45.6 | You are proceeded, Professor, by a rather lengthy cable from Berlin |
| 1:51.7 | regarding the distribution of resources at this facility, |
| 1:57.6 | vis-à-vis operation eternal flame. |
| 2:02.9 | Is that so? |
| 2:04.3 | You have been a busy boy, Friedrich. |
| 2:07.9 | For the greater good of the Reich, General. |
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