The Red Panda (Original Universe) 1 - Case of the Dynamite Dame

Decoder Ring Theatre

Gregg Taylor

Stories For Kids, Fiction, Kids & Family

4.8 • 661 Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2005

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

Five (or maybe six) years before the current Decoder Ring Theatre podcast shows began, we recorded these very different style "Red Panda" shows as a pilot project for traditional radio broadcast. They were the genesis for what we're doing now, but they are almost completely different from the "re-booted" universe of The Red Panda Adventures

When we started running these podcasts, I broke the ice with these shows as our first six podcast episodes. With more people discovering our shows every day... well, these ones are getting harder and harder to explain... especially to people who never visit this page directly.

So to end the confusion once and for all, a full year and thousands of downloads later, I'm taking these off the feed. But you can still get them if you want them. Just direct download from the link in each post (PC users, you'll want to right-click and choose "save target as..."). Here's the link: "Original" Red Panda ep. 1

Transcript

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0:00.0	Gather round the radio, secret agents, and thrill once again to the exploits of Canada's top,
0:07.4	nappy-busting super spy. Our one-man's second front, scourge of saboteurs and terror of profiteers and
0:16.1	oppressors alike. The foremost freedom fighter of Canada and her other, lesser allies.
0:23.9	The Red Panda!
0:26.1	This episode, The Case of the Dynamite Dame.
0:30.9	Our story begins within the familiar corridors of Panda Division headquarters,
0:36.4	to which the Red Panda has recently returned following
0:39.6	last week's death-defying escape through the Swiss Alps, through the smoking remains of
0:45.1	the secret Axis Kung Fu training camp of the dreaded singing nuns' light-armored division.
0:53.8	Let us go now to the office of Colonel Sparky Fitzking,
0:58.0	coordinator of all secret operations,
1:00.5	where a meeting is now taking place that will change the life of the Red Panda forever.
1:08.0	Ah, Major, a great pleasure to finally make your acquaintance.
1:12.0	Colonel Fitzking.
1:14.1	You seem a trifle taken aback.
1:16.5	Can it be that no one prepared you for my condition?
1:20.4	No, sir.
1:21.5	By which I mean they did, sir.
1:24.0	It's just that it's one thing to hear and quite another to see, sir. I mean, no offense.
1:29.7	Believe me, Major. I am quite accustomed to such feelings among my officers. While it is true
1:36.0	that I do owe much, both for my condition and my position as head of secret operations, to my
1:41.9	relationship with the Prime Minister, let me assure you, Major,
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