The Red Panda (Original Universe) 3 - Death From Above
Decoder Ring Theatre
Gregg Taylor
4.8 • 661 Ratings
🗓️ 10 September 2005
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
When we started running these podcasts, I broke the ice with these shows as our first six podcast episodes. With more people discovering our shows every day... well, these ones are getting harder and harder to explain... especially to people who never visit this page directly.
So to end the confusion once and for all, a full year and thousands of downloads later, I'm taking these off the feed. But you can still get them if you want them. Just direct download from the link in each post (PC users, you'll want to right-click and choose "save target as..."). Here's the link: "Original" Red Panda ep. 3
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| 0:00.0 | And now, Sokow household de-gunkafire and crispite, genuine wheat-flavored breakfast paste, |
| 0:07.0 | bring you the thrilling adventures of the man who fears no evil. |
| 0:12.0 | The man who will never rest until freedom reigns supreme, the one man whose strength, courage, |
| 0:19.0 | and selection of breakfast paste and household de-gunker fire never need to be questioned. |
| 0:26.0 | Our one-man second front, foremost freedom fighter of Canada and her other lesser allies, the Red Panda! |
| 0:36.4 | This episode, Death from Above. |
| 0:41.9 | Our story begins within the offices of Panda Division, a safe haven for the best and the |
| 0:49.0 | brightest hopes of our country's war efforts, the elite Panda Force. |
| 0:53.9 | Here, far from the terrors of a world gone mad, by of our country's war efforts, the elite panda force. |
| 1:01.3 | Here, far from the terrors of a world gone mad, by which I mean this one, brave panda agents can return from thrilling adventure after bone-chilling escapade to an environment which is welcoming, |
| 1:08.1 | familiar, and free from the heartache of stubborn household gunk deposits. |
| 1:13.6 | But, on this day, a cloud seems to hang over Panda HQ. |
| 1:19.6 | For today, the bravest of the brave, strongest of the strong, truest of the true, and so on, the Red Panda is missing. |
| 1:31.4 | Sixteen hours overdue for his rendezvous at the extraction point within occupied France. |
| 1:38.9 | Let us return now to the familiar offices of the mysterious Major, head of Panda Division, where our hero's friends can only wait and worry. |
| 1:51.8 | I can't stand this anymore. Isn't there anything we can do except wait? |
| 1:55.7 | No, doctor. I'm afraid there is nothing more for us to do but wait and worry. |
| 2:01.2 | See, I told you. |
| 2:03.0 | Did you hear something? |
| 2:04.0 | Must be the wind. |
| 2:06.0 | Ow! |
| 2:07.1 | I don't know how much more of this I can take. |
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