The Real Election Threat with Casey Newton and Renée DiResta
The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart
Comedy Central
4.5 • 10.4K Ratings
🗓️ 18 March 2026
⏱️ 75 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | All right, we've got Simon on the line. Simon, young people, they're just all a bit, a bit lazy, aren't they? |
| 0:09.0 | What are you fucking lame? |
| 0:10.0 | Welcome to McDonald's. |
| 0:11.0 | Have you get the six minutes, please? |
| 0:12.0 | Some say young people are work shy, but at McDonald's, we hired 47,000 of them last year. |
| 0:19.0 | How's your night? |
| 0:20.0 | Like George here, who keeps things running during a Friday rush. |
| 0:25.2 | Resilience, making it happen at McDonald's. |
| 0:38.8 | Hello everybody. |
| 0:40.4 | Welcome to the weekly show podcast. |
| 0:46.4 | My name is John Stewart, and I will be your audio guide to this week's podcast. |
| 0:47.3 | It is Tuesday. |
| 0:48.1 | It is March 17th. It is St. Patrick's Day. |
| 0:49.7 | And I am... |
| 0:52.0 | Oh, that's... |
| 0:52.7 | It's all blue. |
| 0:53.7 | Blue and gray. I blue, blue and gray. |
| 0:54.4 | I'm in blue and gray. |
| 0:55.3 | Does that signify anything? |
| 0:56.9 | Today, it probably doesn't. |
| 1:00.2 | We are still, I guess, entering week three of our war with Iran. |
| 1:04.4 | But I want to talk about a different threat to the country. |
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