America vs. The Rest with Alastair Campbell
The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart
Comedy Central
4.5 • 10.4K Ratings
🗓️ 25 March 2026
⏱️ 87 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Big Arch just got bacon. |
| 0:03.1 | More smokiness, more crispiness, more deliciousness. |
| 0:06.6 | With juicy beef, cheddar cheese and the Big Arch sauce. |
| 0:09.7 | Now topped with crispy bacon. |
| 0:12.1 | The Big Arch just got bacon. |
| 0:16.2 | Until 28th of September, 26, said from 11 a.m. subject to availability. |
| 0:20.1 | So we need a social media wrap-up for the work bake-off. Any takers? |
| 0:23.4 | I can design posts on Canva. I can also design posts on Canva. Uh-huh. Well, I can design posts with a jam-tart theme on Canber. That's great. I can design posts with a jam-tart theme and generate a moving image of a jam roly-poly rolling on Canva. Well, I can design posts and create a 3D headline that says, |
| 0:37.7 | Bake your task out on Canva. |
| 0:38.9 | I can design posts and create a 3D headline that says, |
| 0:37.7 | bake your tarts out on Canva. |
| 0:38.9 | I can design posts and create a 3D headline |
| 0:40.9 | and turn your face into a bakewell tart on Canber. |
| 0:43.3 | All right, calm down. |
| 0:44.3 | With a huge range of easy-to-use design AI tools, |
| 0:47.0 | anyone can with Canva. |
| 0:48.3 | I can slice a video of a crock and boosh. |
| 1:02.1 | Hey, Hey everybody. Welcome to the weekly show podcast. My name is John Stewart. It is Tuesday, |
| 1:14.1 | March 24th. We are in between deadlines, I think, with Iran. And I wanted to get a sense right now. You know, we talk a lot about, geez, how did we get here? And Trump, he's just impulsive and he didn't do it the right way. But I seem to remember |
| 1:18.9 | there were other wars that we've gotten into that we did get into the right way, but were equally |
| 1:23.9 | as foolhardy and useless, speaking, of course, of Iraq and perhaps Libya and a variety |
| 1:30.4 | of other things. And I thought, well, let me get, I'd like to get the perspective of someone that I met |
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