The Real COVID (with Ali Siddiq)
My Momma Told Me
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 17 February 2026
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
Legendary stand-up comedian Ali Siddiq arrives with a first hand lesson on the history of hip-hop, asking the most important questions like: why is the south still getting disrespected, why haven't we seen Tyreese Gibson with hair, when will the US government suspend Juvenille's taxes and show that man some appreciation for his services? Plus, is fighting embarrassing? Why do parents want to talk through the spanking? Whose COVID was most valid? And a caller wonders if the devil made women.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.4 | Stop everything. |
| 0:05.8 | Put that shit down. |
| 0:07.7 | Stop making love to your significant others. |
| 0:10.2 | We're talking. |
| 0:11.7 | Get your penis out of your wife. |
| 0:13.4 | And get that pussy out of your sidepiece. |
| 0:17.2 | Yeah, out of it. |
| 0:18.5 | Into your stuff. |
| 0:20.0 | I've never had sex before. |
| 0:23.6 | We have big news. |
| 0:25.1 | Big, huge news. |
| 0:26.2 | Unbelievable news. |
| 0:27.7 | For all of you who want to see us get filthy rich. |
| 0:30.8 | We are offering up a new opportunity. |
| 0:35.3 | A bag of beans, if you will, that we're hopeful you believe is going to grow into a giant bean stalk. |
| 0:42.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:42.9 | Magical beans. |
| 0:44.4 | And those magical beans are the My Mama told me Patreon. |
| 0:49.8 | I actually am 1.4% Nigerian African. |
| 0:53.9 | I'm a sister. |
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