NBA Magic Tricks (with Josiah Johnson) RE-RELEASE
My Momma Told Me
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 19 February 2026
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
Langston and David are joined by former UCLA basketball player, NBA Twitter meme king, and podcast host Josiah Johnson. They talk about the 1985 first official draft lottery. Was it rigged or not? And we learn that the 2009 Western Conference Finals were the greatest time of David’s life. The Nuggets were fun during that time, Barack Obama was president, and Michael Jackson just passed: the holy trinity for David's comedy career. Plus, a hot take, they definitely stole some of Jackie Chan's moves for Tom Cruise in Mission: Impossible.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:06.8 | I just think wings taste better with pussy, and that's... |
| 0:11.5 | In the air. |
| 0:12.5 | Come on. |
| 0:12.9 | Yeah, it's just the aesthetic. |
| 0:14.7 | Yeah, boy. |
| 0:17.4 | No, now you're going crazy. |
| 0:18.7 | Yeah, I just think at the end of the day, that's the... No got to combine them both. It's like a wine pairing. You know, it's like a wine and cheese pairing where you're like, oh, yes, the notes of the subtle buffalo flavor bring out, it brings out the tannins in the pussy tannins. A hundred percent. Yeah. I think that's 100% what it is. |
| 0:39.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:40.3 | I didn't have the words for it. No, no, no. It's like, I also think there's like an element of the sweat in the air. Mm-hmm. And then a little, just a dash of desperation on the men's part. the men's part. And I would say the darkness, that nice darkness it puts on the wings where you see some tities. And then you got to search a little for the wing. It just makes it this romantic sort of experience. Oh, my God. I mean, man, I remember in San Francisco they had this place and the Gold Club. Good lunches at the Gold Club. All my people in San Francisco have not been, but they've told me good things about it. |
| 1:13.7 | Oh, man. |
| 1:14.4 | Shout out to the got me through some tough times. |
| 1:16.2 | The gold club. |
| 1:19.4 | The government growing babies. |
| 1:25.3 | Microchips in your anus. |
| 1:30.5 | All koala bears are racist. |
| 1:35.7 | The ozone layer owes the money. |
| 1:38.4 | Martians offended turkey stuffing. |
| 1:41.2 | Y'all can't tell me nothing. |
| 1:45.6 | Basketball is my favorite sport. I like the way they dribble up and down the court |
| 1:48.4 | Welcome to Momas and Gentiles alike |
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