The Rapture Didn't Happen Again

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🗓️ 9 April 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

On today's episode, God and Jesus discuss:

The Apoc-Eclipse
The lunatics were wrong about the rapture again
Later on they answer some questions

Transcript

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0:00.0	This week on the Godpot.
0:02.0	We need to finally do that song
0:05.0	Ow, Ow, Ow,
0:07.0	crucified.
0:09.0	Oh, Ow, how, how, how, how, how,
0:11.0	crucified.
0:19.0	Today I'm also thinking about Neil Degrass Tyson,
0:22.3	being a science nerd that he was,
0:24.7	he was laying out naked somewhere,
0:28.9	just jacking it.
0:30.6	Bathing in the dark light of the eclipse.
0:33.6	Totally.
0:34.6	Yeah, I mean, as long as you're not like, you know,
0:40.0	jumping out of the shower, whipping your slong, back and forth, slap, slap, slap,
0:45.8	check it out, doggy.
0:47.1	Obviously.
0:48.7	No, no.
0:50.0	It's always worst-case scenario with you. Welcome to the God Pod. I'm God, and I'm here with my son once again. Jesus Christ.
1:12.0	Happy Eclipse Week!
1:14.0	Oh my gosh, all the humans really worked up about that thing.
1:17.0	Uh, the Epoch Eclipse?
1:19.0	Ooh, that's a good one.
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