This week on the Godpot and all of our content will be online forever.

Don't worry, we're going nowhere.

As long as you keep paying the bills.

Five years in, you're right, we're going nowhere. And to really make it worth it you got to go down to the

path of totality. Oh yeah but I love all these people that are so sure. Oh, this is the end of the world. Oh, this is the next thing. Oh,

no stror dumbass said something. Because of the eclipse? They're honestly, these people

are on the internet too much.

Yeah, chronically online is a phrase I've been thinking about recently.

Chronicly stupid also.

Republicans and the conservatives disingenuously acted all fucking pissed like

Biden made he moved it he made sure that trans day of visibility happened on

Easter that Trans Day of Visibility happened on Easter. Hey everybody it's time for the God-Pod I'm here with my son Jesus.

Whoo! I'm back I have been resurrected once more and I'm sure nobody will be sitting going forward

Wuh! And I'm God and I forgot to introduce myself. I think people should know by now that I'm God.

That's okay because it's all about me this week. I'm back. I had my three day vacation in the cave and I'm feeling refreshed

and ready for another year of podcasting and that reminds me God it was just

our birthday the other day that's right April Fool's Day is the Godpodversary.

Dun-d-dun-dun-dun-dun-yeah it's been five years of this. Five years of

podcasting. That's pretty crazy. It is crazy I don't know where the time is gone. COVID definitely made things speed up.

Five full years of trying to reach the humans and them not listening.

But we got some. trying to reach the humans and them not listening.

But we got some cool people.

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