Back To The Past, Part 1864

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🗓️ 16 April 2024

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

God and Jesus travel back in time to the year 1864, just kidding it’s still 2024, although it’s hard to tell sometimes. Discussed today:

Super Christian Donald Trump on trial for banging a porn star and then paying her to keep quiet during an election year
OJ Simpsons dies, but who is his roommate in Hell?
Abortion, abortion, abortion
And so much more!

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0:00.0	This week on the Godpot.
0:02.0	Jesus, if you think that people working together is going to defeat this problem,
0:09.0	uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, I don't know what...
0:13.0	Yeah, they forgot about that people of the power song.
0:18.0	Trump posted a bizarre solar eclipse ad with his head blocking up the sun.
0:23.6	So accurate.
0:25.0	Good job idiot.
0:25.9	He always got, he always just finds a way
0:28.0	to make everything about himself.
0:30.0	Actually, on the video camera, God, you're blocking the sun right now.
0:34.7	You've been eclipsing.
0:35.8	Are you happy now?
0:36.9	How dare you compare me to Trump?
0:38.9	This is a huge thing in like male alpha improvement culture.
0:47.0	Stop jacking off. You're losing your testosterone and your strength when you do that.
0:52.0	And you need to practice semen retention you're going to be a better man.
0:56.0	The only thing you're going to fail.
1:05.0	In the open to see
1:10.0	by the world in the open.
1:12.0	Hi there, you glorious heathens it's the Lord thy God and it's time for the God
1:18.0	pod I hope you're doing well I'm here today with my son and pal. Jesus Christ.
1:25.0	Hey, Dad, hi humans.
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