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Voyage to the Stars

The Quest

Voyage to the Stars

Earwolf

Science Fiction, Fiction, Comedy, Improv

4.71.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2021

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

The crew finally locates a planet with a piece of Something! But things get a little... "magical" when they land. With special guest Heather Anne Campbell.

Transcript

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0:00.0

On our last adventure, the crew had been blessed with superpowers and an old nemesis

0:07.1

Leslie tried to take over the ship. Thankfully Tucker saved the day and

0:12.1

definitely not by accident. And the crew continues their journey into space.

0:16.7

What awaits them in the cosmos? Let's find out on this voyage to the stars.

0:30.0

Captain's log. Game start. We've been heading towards this planet for

0:59.8

quite a while. But I have a feeling that there's going to be something here for us.

1:06.5

Something or something that is. And here we are coming in for landing.

1:13.0

Probably not the landing that I would have done. I would have been much better. But

1:17.6

these guys all right. I'll check in with the crew down to see make sure everybody's

1:22.5

ready to go. All right crew. Everybody got their stuff together. I mean everybody

1:27.5

a snack bag. Leave the snack bags on the ship everybody. No I need these

1:32.3

raisins. Yes. I need some bolts. So I will leave the snack bag. There are zero

1:38.8

meats in the snack bag. Zero meats. I'm sorry. Raisin isn't a meat. Sorry

1:44.2

scan for weapons. You put up the doors. Here's breathable. Just like we thought.

1:53.0

What the fuck? Hey everybody look at your clothes. Wait what? Where did the other pets?

2:02.6

I look like I'm wearing armor. Yes sorry you look like a like a knight in shiny

2:09.1

armor. You look like a badass right now. I didn't think I would go that way sorry.

2:14.0

Guys I'm in fur leather. Yes. This is like a whole different kinds of fur

2:21.0

leather. Do you see I'm wearing a graduation robe? It's just like a nightmare right

2:24.3

now because I have never graduated and this is they're just rubbing it in. Why is my

2:27.7

tie blue? I look like I'm playing King Richard III. That's a attractive page boy here

2:35.3

that you have. Tucker. Where does hair come from? It's a Louise Brooks Bob. I

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