On our previous adventure, the ship flew too close to a supernova and gave everyone on board superhuman powers.

This couldn't be disastrous, right?

Let's find out on this voyage to the stars.

Where's to the stars?

Captain's log.

Log.

Hmm.

Just a part of a tree that lost its top.

Bye-bye, top.

Bye-bye, stump.

You're just a log now.

We're out here and boy are we out here.

You know when you see someone and you say we're out here and that here can be anywhere.

Well right now it's right here.

And I'm excited because out here is a brand new day and I'm turning over a lot of new leaves.

Where did that top go from the log?

They fell down and now they're new leaves that have turned on over.

So starting today everyone has to say howdy because I feel like it's friendlier than hello.

And I'm instituting a rule where every room comes with a night light.

I don't want to assume just because you're in space you're not afraid of the dark.

Also we're going to have more chili.

I feel like it's underserved in the mess hall and I'd like to see more of it with cornbread.

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