In our last adventure, the crew had found themselves somehow magically transported to a world of sword and sorcery while searching for something.

Can they figure out how to escape, whatever this is, and can Tucker, now a bard, actually carry a tune, find out, on this voyage to the stars?

In our last adventure, the crew had found themselves somehow magically transported to a world of sword and sorcery while searching for something.

Can they figure out how to escape, whatever this is, and can they figure out how to escape, whatever this is, and can they figure out how to escape?

Science entry quest 45.2-Z, we have gathered outside of town, and we are about to embark upon the quest that avengers my dead parents.

Thank God for womanhood, cresting inside of me and allowing all of this magic out along with menstrual blood, to allow me to have power.

And it's an analogy for feminism, by the way, too, if we were going to write this later, which I definitely am.

Anyway, a wreath is going to instruct us on the battle instructions for this world, but I know them all. I have filled my spellbook with everything, but no farious. Everything that will peel flesh from bones. Everything that I can...

Oh, hey, flower! Anyway, it's all good. Guys, should we start training, huh? Anybody?

Yeah, let's do it.

Yeah, a proper training is important before you fight the dark lord.

So, oh, look, look up on the field. It is a small, orange-headed monster. And another small rat monster.

I got this. I got this. I got this. Hold on. No, no, no. No, you can't just go. You can't just go. You have to wait.

Okay, so the way this, the way a proper battle works is that they do their moves and then you do your moves.

So, their moves and then yours. That's a good fight. For the monsters, we have to let the monsters do things and we just stand there.

Well, when you say it like that, it sounds crazy, but yes.

We basically have to wait one at a time, even if one of our friends is being surrounded by monsters and be attacked.

We have to just let them sort of take it until it's our turn in line.

Yes, yes, yes. That's the morally and ethically correct way to do a fight.

I'm just going to say ahead of time I'm going to pass every time it's my turn.

No, you're going to pass. Play your instrument so that your friends might be inspired to battle stronger.

I'm going to drop all my instruments on the ground.

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