The Pyramids Were Hydroelectric Power Plants with Suzi Barrett

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2018

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Hey, how come they never found any bodies in the pyramids in Egypt? Like, if they were tombs where are all the bodies and decorations and stuff? If this question bothers you, then you have a lot in common with Suzi Barrett. The truly delightful writer/actor/comedian stopped by to drop some knowledge about what was really going on in those big geometric sons of guns.

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0:00.0	The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,
0:22.2	crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes.
0:25.0	I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.
0:29.7	Let's get to the show. Why does every celebratory event get celebrated by us giving someone a glass of
0:52.0	poison addictive it's like you know by us giving someone a glass of poison.
0:53.0	It's addictive.
0:54.0	It's like, you know, it is the biggest fucking business for being poison.
0:59.0	We're voluntarily killing ourselves.
1:01.0	Did you read that article about how all alcohol is a carcinogen and contributes to cancer?
1:05.1	No.
1:06.1	They have like so effectively buried all of this research.
1:09.8	Right.
1:10.8	Big drank. And they they like it just like there's been all this research that was sort of like
1:17.6	one glass of wine and night is actually good for you because of the polyphenols
1:22.1	or whatever the fuck but it's absolutely not like
1:24.9	right as bad for you as a cigarette and the I mean just even just liver cancer and
1:30.3	psoriasis like the amount of, like our liver has over 500 jobs in our body and
1:37.2	we're just like pounding it with alcohol, like why?
1:40.8	Yeah, but I do it.
1:42.0	Yeah, but it's fun. That is fun. Yeah, because someone goes here, do you want this teaky drink and you go, yeah.
1:47.0	Oh, teaky drinks. Yeah. I want this drink with four different kinds of alcohol in it.
1:52.0	Right, I need six straws minimum yeah
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