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I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.

Let's get to the show. I think I might be starting to believe like college is bullshit. It's just bullshit elite, idiots being like

smoking weed and talking about bullshit. Well this thing is like you're just

talking about like really dumb stuff sometimes in the most intellectual of ways and

and then you're just like what are we analyzing really?

Yeah, nothing.

I remember like my final project was like a paper machee cat I made and I made like a bunch of LED

light up like collars and then I got like a

little tiny mini keyboard and made it like do all these weird meows that I

like recorded myself so it would light up and then be like me

So it wasn't even real me, I was like you just. Yeah. So there was a part of your

life in college where you were in a studio going, meow. Yeah, to

on I took a contact mic and paste or not paste it taped it to the bottom of a cup full of water

So it sounded warped to be like mowow

I said there for like probably an hour and then took that all into like some logic or whatever editing program and then just

was like perfect and assigned it to my MIDI keyboard and then like attach it to a

paper mache cat I made that was a replica of my mother's cat.

With love and respect that's fucking dog.

With an LED light up collar as well.

That's so good. And I was like, boom, final project, college done. And grade? A-plus probably? Yeah, that's, oh boy. God, gotta love it. That cat's in my current office right now at work. I brought it in.

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