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It's fully insane that you can't charge a Zoom recorder. Like it's 2021 and it's running on batteries?

Like, do we work at RadioShack? I think it has like a cable that you can buy but I also then you have to be by a outlet.

You know what I mean? Like, aren't we all at all at all? We look into that. I'm sorry I think it just kind of speaks to like

Everything is shitty and everything requires the consumer to like buy a dongle. Buy an RX cable. Buy, oh it's either droiter apple and you're getting

But fuck to either way sorry kids. That's gross. That was so, that's gross. This is what you're saying to the children on Thanksgiving week, the Americans?

You guys, turkey time is tomorrow. I have my own ask a lie to anything and I'm just gonna share this as if I were writing in okay. We have a relative in my family who has not spoken to the family in something ridiculous like 44 years.

Oh, it's not a relative that I it's a relative that I only met recently. Obviously there's nothing against me.

That wouldn't be the best. It's not your fault. It's like this old generational beef. Okay, but it's it's within a close family.

Uh position. And so I invited this relative to Thanksgiving.

And they accepted. That was a great. And then they asked me yesterday. Would it be okay this relative is older? You know, like your parents age but look a little bit older.

Would it be okay to bring their on and off again girlfriend for the last decade plus.

And I'm not a big fan of plus ones in general or in my home. Like my whole life I like adult life I throw parties and it's always your like comic friends.

Like, can I bring this girl that doesn't know we're on a date? Can I bring my dingleberry boyfriend? Can I bring my idiot husband who you've never met?

It's like, no, you can't just sit quietly in my living room. Anyway, asks to bring her the only information I had about her was what he told me about her the first time we met, which is that like she's kind of a hothead but whatever.

Ask to bring her and I think about it. And of course, no one in my family gives me any direction. They're like, it's really up to you. I'm like cool guys. Fucking thanks so much love being the lady of the house. So I decline. I say, you know, we're all really looking forward to getting to know you many of us for the first time. And while I appreciate she's a security blanket.

We don't like to get to know you first. We're all looking forward to it. Okay. 24 people kind.

I get a text today. Yesterday she and I got engaged and I feel I have to choose between the two of you. So I will not be attending your Thanksgiving. God bless you all.

Just just for this purpose. I have many theories. Part of me is like, if you're engaged, that's different than like a lady friend and you don't want to like be alone with family.

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