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Out of Bounds

Ask Iliza Anything

Ask Iliza Anything

Comedy

4.73.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2021

⏱️ ? minutes

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Summary

A Welsh betrayal, a lawyer's lament, and a bummer of a brother-in-law make for a wild episode but Iliza doles out guidance in the way only she can.

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:11.3

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0:19.0

Then we'll give you answers! You know it! I've got it! I've got the answer! The answer! You asked me!

0:26.9

Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask!

0:32.8

I always feel like the general consensus is Thanksgiving at midnight at like 12 o' 1 a.m.

0:40.9

It's like get rid of the orange and brown like bringing Christmas like it's here and I feel like

0:47.9

Thanksgiving is like the girl you date that like gets you ready for life and then Christmas

0:53.6

like just saunters in is just like I'm here now. I'm not sure what genders were talking about in that

0:58.7

but I always feel like Christmas Thanksgiving it's like yeah yeah we got to have this exact same dinner

1:04.1

again in like two weeks. Do you guys do the same dinner for both? No I don't do what Christmas does right?

1:10.3

I always assumed Christians did but I guess they have a ham but we don't do a we do the seven fishes

1:16.3

which I talk about every year because it's an Italian thing and no it's mom's Italian but I don't

1:21.4

do a Christmas. Do you do a Christmas dinner? Yeah we just do it's always been that we just did

1:26.2

exactly Thanksgiving dinner because I would was never home for Thanksgiving. I feel like Christmas

1:31.1

there you could do more you could do a ham it's all I can say is the ham. We're not pig eaters really.

1:36.3

We're not my house. I just think it's funny how it's like the second Thanksgiving is over it's like

1:41.9

okay now we can do Christmas and not be weird because you can't do it at Halloween. I also

1:48.3

I've said this before there is a ship here in Los Angeles it's in Long Beach called the Queen Mary

1:54.7

and it's a dock permanently docked ship and you can eat on it and you can take tours but around

2:00.2

Halloween it's the haunted Queen Mary and you do ghost tours of Queen Mary and I always find it so

2:05.1

funny because like November 1st it's like it's Christmas on the Queen Mary I'm like wait isn't she

2:11.4

haunted? Yeah what then is it just like Ebenezer Scrooge goes up in there? No I think it's just like a

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