The Professionally Miserable

Gutfeld! Monologues

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🗓️ 15 October 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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As seen on Guteld! former President Joe Biden is struggling to adjust to civilian life. Also, Greg delivers a spicy take on the professionally miserable and their dramatic “Trump Derangement Syndrome”. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	300 sensors.
0:03.0	Over a million data points per second.
0:06.0	How does F1 update their fans with every stat in real time?
0:10.0	AWS is how.
0:13.0	From fastest laps to strategy calls,
0:15.0	AWS puts fans in the pit.
0:19.0	It's not just racing, it's data-driven innovation at 200 miles per hour.
0:24.6	AWS is how leading businesses power next-level innovation.
0:29.6	Yes, yes, I know! Yeah. Over you. Yes, you. Please remember on the way out, leave your wet towels with Brigham.
0:46.7	Happy Tuesday, everyone. Reportedly, former President Joe Biden is having trouble adjusting to civilian life after more than 50 years in politics.
0:58.2	True. Now when he calls a lid, it's to go coffin shopping.
1:07.5	Hard to believe it's already the third week of the government shutdown. Things have gotten so rough out there that Ilhan Omar just told her brother that he has to pay for dinner.
1:17.6	Or she won't put out.
1:21.6	The trash.
1:24.6	After they have sex.
1:26.6	With different people.
1:31.2	In the family.
1:36.0	Adopted family.
1:38.4	Last year, view co-host, Alyssa Farah Griffin, promised to wear a MAGA hat if Trump got the hostages out.
1:47.6	But Trump said he's willing to forget the promise if the others swear to wear MAGA paper bags.
2:00.7	Speaking of on today's show, Joy Behar said, quote,
2:04.8	Republicans are afraid of us.
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