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Happy Columbus Day.

But please do not accept any blankets from Brit Hume.

So President Trump landed in Israel where he facilitated the release of the Israeli hostages.

Meanwhile, Kamala Harris landed in Margaritaville where she facilitated the release of 40 cans

of White Claw.

Hillary Clinton commended Trump for the peace deal in Gaza.

I would say that hell is frozen over, but Hillary's not due there for another six to eight years.

Terrible.

That you would laugh at that.

Biden's secretary of state, Anthony Blinken, also congratulated Trump, but on following the prior administration's framework.

Joe Biden also credited Trump for following his plan that ended the war of 1812.

A member of Israel's parliament called Trump a colossus who will be enshrined in history.

Meanwhile, J.B. Pritzker was called a colossus.

Today is Columbus Day, the only government institution. Oh, thank you.

A lot of happy Italians out there.

Of course, the only government institution open today is Bill Clinton's pants.

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