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Happy Wednesday, everyone. So today, October 15th is National Fossil Day. Yeah. No. Or as one woman calls it, Wednesday.

According to a new report, the number of people identifying as trans has plunged since 2023.

The hardest hit, makers of size 14 stilettos.

Italy's Prime Minister, Georgia Maloney,

joke that she'd kill someone if she had to stop smoking.

Hillary Clinton responded,

just have the cigarette after.

Joy Behar went to Cheryl Hines' dressing room before the combative view spot to make her feel a little better.

She said, don't worry, I'm not going to eat you.

Los Angeles County declared a state of emergency over immigration raids.

During the state of emergency over immigration raids.

During the state of emergency, officials warned that Botox levels are running dangerously low,

but plastic surgeons will be operating around the clock.

Because, you know, it's a state of emergency in L.A.

It was like, what is that lie?

You know what?

We'll just move on.

During a recent interview, Kamala Harris made it clear that Joe Biden is ghosting her.

The Biden's comforted Kamala telling her, Joe only haunts the people he cares about. NBC's Andrea Mitchell credited Biden for Trump's Gaza peace deal.

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