The Pringle Can Pooper Has Been Pinched

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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 1 December 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:04:02 Luigi And The Wiggles 03:46:03 New Christian Theory: Everything Christmas Is Ungodly! 07:23:10 Elon Musk Says F-U To Advertisers 13:28:02 The Gay Twink Claws Come Out 18:52:19 Adult Baby Andy Has A Tantrum At The Hospital 22:44:00 A New Offensive Streamer Emerges 26:54:17 Support Distorted View! 28:57:17 Not Without […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Friday, December 1st,
0:02.8	2023 coming up on the program today,
0:05.3	a new Christian theory suggests Christmas trees
0:08.2	are just satanic altars, and Santa Claus is the devil.
0:11.6	Plus, gay twinks gone wild, one of them almost breaks a nail, and the trailblazing
0:16.9	live streamer bringing racism back. I'm having a depressed Christmas. This is...
0:25.0	This... Christmas is like the one I had last year.
0:40.0	I listen.
0:47.0	As I listen to the last Christmas song I'll ever hear. here. I'm having a depressed Christmas with this last letter that I write.
1:28.0	May your days be merry.
1:35.0	Right.
1:37.0	And may all all be all
1:43.2	just be white.
1:47.2	It's the Distorted View Show with Tim Hanson.
1:51.0	If I were to molest somebody, I definitely would have done anal no matter what.
1:55.6	Don't get AIDS.
1:56.6	That's what we call it the watermelon hole.
1:58.6	Fill them pipes, bitches.
2:00.4	Are you on the internet?
2:01.6	Isn't that for techno-beaks with spreadsheets?
2:04.0	Ah, yes, everybody!
2:08.0	Tameggians in here.
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